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Which actor gets teh hottest co-stars?

I've heard this question debated before (weird?). Friends and family inevitably pick Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington or some other leading man who is in their own right good looking and has a formidible list of attractive female stars they've acted with. It is time, however, to break away from this mold of simply matching the attractive male with female and assuming you are correct. It is, in fact, Jim Carrey who has had the longest running, and very diverse, list of hot hot women acting with him. Surprised? So was I, but just check out the list below and then get back to me.

6). Tea Leoni - Fun With Dick and Jane

In this most recent of Carrey comedies, Leoni plays Jane Hardy to Carrey's Dick. Rocking the frazzled, trim blonde look she exhibited in Spanglish, Leoni is the super-hot housewife type that is at once formally pretty and sexually-charged in a manic way.

5). Rene Zellweger - Me, Myself, and Irene

Agreed, she's not exactly a bomb shell, but when she puts her mind, or boobs, to it Zellweger can be boner-enducingly banging. (Think Chicago). The scrunched up, contorted face that she sports in other films is almost no-where to be found as she plays a convict/mafia-boss's girlfriend and her controlling character is utterly attractive. Her body looks tight and curvy on the motorcyle she rides most of the film.

4). Kate Winslet - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Her the diversity of Carrey's co-stars shines. The titanic heroine plays the wacky, extroverted Tangerine and every male whose ever seen this movie has left completely drawn to her and wanting to spend a night in her weird, poetic, substance-abusive world. I mean who doesn't like an artsy chick? Not only does Winslet nail this role, but she plays the hippish, NYU undergrad, jaded, spunky young girl perfectly. Shes warmly inticing in a subtle manner that one only realizes is a strange attractivness a few days after viewing the film (atleast thats what I thought).

3). Jennifer Aniston - Bruce Almighty

I don't think Aniston is that hot. At all. Period. There I said it. But I understand why people do, why a lot of my friends check her out on-line, and why most of mainstream america clings to tabloids about her though she isn't a good actress by any means: Shes the sporty, fun, American girl most dudes would like to end up with. Just not me. Anyways, in Bruce Almighty Aniston has the tight body, flowing hair, and glowing eyes that made her a hit in Friends. And in this underrated comedy about a man (Carrey) becoming God for a week or so, Aniston's cute looks and hour-glass figure shine.

Two oints of reference:
1). Sex scene - best orgasm I've heard in a long time, should have been nominated for best score simply because of her pitch
2). Boob Enlarging scene - while they might not be Aniston's boobs, seeing them enlarge on her petite body is a thing of beauty.

2). Courtney Cox - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Because of my lack of interest in Aniston, Cox gets the nod over her former friends co-star. Don't think of the post-marriage, post-kids, post-Scream Cox (who has a phenomenally unfortunate Fupa) although her character in Dirt is fucking amazing. Think of Cox during Friends prime. She was really hot, overshadowed by America's love-affair with Aniston, but she was hot, young, and totally fuckable. In Ace Ventura her trim but still curvy body and jet black hair made her Carrey's second hottest co-star. Carrey seemed to have a knack for landing hot actresses right in the peak of their attraction.

Defining Scene: Sex scene. An immortal peice of cinematic beauty. Not simply because Cox screams out and her shaply form is highlighted between the sheets, but the song "In the Jungle" plays as the bed rocks and all of Ace's animals peek from around the room at the humping. Classic.

1). Cameron Diaz - The Mask

Absolutely, drop-dead gorgeous. Before Diaz struck it big as the airhead/goofy/comic-relief role she plays in most of her movies, in The Mask she plays the damsel in the distress and it is (from an attractive stand point... well screw it from any standpoint) her best role ever. Long Blonde hair covers part of her face, striking green-eyes peer from slightly closed lids and give that "come and get me" look. Her body is unbelievable. Protruding breasts, a perfect butt and firm legs that go on forever. In her opening scene in the Club, her red dress, her sultry demeanor, and her amazing figure are stunning. I better slow down before I blow it. I literally haven't scene this movie in about 7 years but I remember that scene like I saw it last night. Fucking great. Diaz should have stuck to these type of roles, if not for her own good then the good of every prepubescent boy growing up ever.

The list should be longer than this. I mean think of Liar Liar. Carrey bones the devilishly sexy lawyer and ends up getting is sweetheart wife back. But how can you doubt it now? Sure Pitt has had Angelina Jolie and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depp has had Kiera Knightly and Penelope Cruz. But, hell, Billy Bob had Halley Berry (and Jolie in real life...gross). When it comes down to a lasting list of hot girls that have acted with him, Carrey takes the cake and probably will continue to.